OMG, I am old

Some of the time, when I'm on the road, I have to go pee.  Some times the urge is overwhelming to the point that I do "the pee dance" to hold it in until I make it to a bathroom.  I kind of don't know how you ladies do it but a guy should be able to hold his water but getting to a toilet...you make it but a little spillage occurs. 


I was in the 99 cent store today and I saw and bought  -  Certainty-guards for men.  A pack of eight costs $1.07.  I will wear them if I ever have to go on long trips.


I drink coffee and it is a diuretic so I visit the bathroom a bit. 


I would like to think that I'm still a man's man even though I will be wearing a pad under my clothes.  I hope they don't show anything like panty-lines on a woman (I kind of like the look of panty-lines on a lady, a little sexy imo).  I already wear glasses so what's next?  Hearing aides, false teeth, and knee-replacement seem to be on my horizon.  Pray for me.  Thanks.


B.O.P.


P.S.  50 years of age is not so bad.  I wish I had been more aggressive in attaining the favors of women in my younger years.  I really, really missed out which is why I'm a bit bitter but I'm cool.  I have beer, cigarettes, DVD pornos, and an occasional visit to my local massage-parlor.  I'm on lock-down so you ladies have missed out on the B.O.P.