I went out to smoke a cig tonight (east coast). While I was smoking, a lady, probably in her late 30's, approached me.
Lady - May I have a cigarette?
Me - Sorry miss, times are tight for me and I'm low. Maybe next time.
Lady - Please? I need a nicotine hit.
Me - Well, if you let me "double-squeeze" your butt, I'll give you two. Take it or leave it.
She gives me the finger and starts to walk away. A few steps away, she stops, turns and comes back to me. She looks me in the eyes.
Lady - Okay.
I reach and double-squeeze her butt with my right hand. I then proceed to give her two cigarettes which she earned. She walks away and I finish my cigarette. It has been a long time since I "booty-closed". It was good but I bet I could of gotten away with giving her only one cigarette for a double.
Smooth criminal.
B.O.P.
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