Spice

I had the idea that I would try cross-dressing.  I'm a man who would attempt to pass as a woman by wearing female clothing in public.  I want to see how the other half lives.  I am pushing the envelope through experimentation.  I'm not gay.  If anything I'm bi because I know I like ladies.  Upon reflection back to the ninth grade when my first serious crush said "you're weird", I realize that I'm a little underdeveloped.  I think I'm slightly retarded.  My father said way back that I have low self esteem.  He was being kind.  Anyway, I told Marilyn, one of the ladies at the church thrift store that I go to, about my idea & she said that when I'm ready they would be able to help outfit me.  I could probably get a dress, a handbag, and a pair of shoes but I'd be on my own when I get a wig, make-up, stockings, & whatever else I would need.  If Ru Paul can do it....  I would be doing it now but I spent fifty bucks signing up on the website What's Your Price dot com where guys pay women for dates.  I offered $37.00 to this one woman and she counter offered $50.00.  She, imo, is clearly not fifty dollar material so I countered with $35.00 to which the site responded by saying I could not go lower so I countered with $39.00.  She hasn't responded yet.  You can go as low as $5.00 to start so I thought I was generous.  We will see what happens.  It's mostly SSDD with me so I'll report back later on my two projects.  Thanks for reading.  Talk at ya.  

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P.S.  May God bless the passengers & crew of flight MH-370.  Hopefully they are okay.